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Zoom Zooms and Wham Whams

Terms used for getting junk food, mostly by street people and people in jail. Was often used when someone would spend a $1.00 food stamp and get the change back in coins. The items bought based on how cheap they are but they still bring happiness. In jail they are used for negotiation and trade.
I will give you 2 cigs if you go to the commissary and pick up some zoom zooms and wham whams.
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zoom zooms

prison slang for items bought from a list of goods one can buy from the prison canteen. i.e. cookies, snacks, etc.
Man if you keep losing at spades, you gonna lose all your wham whams and zoom zooms.
by prison linguist May 18, 2004
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zoom zoom

1. (interjection) good bye; an expression used at parting with friend or frenemy.
2. A way to tell someone to that they need to leave and scoot along with their day; used with mild disappointment.
A: "Hey wanna go out tonight?"
B: "Sorry I can't, I have homework"
A: "Ugh, Zoom zoom"
by Gale H. May 28, 2014
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zoomer humor

Any humor that zoomers find funny, usually annoying.
Alex really only uses zoomer humor.
by Moose42 March 29, 2020
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Zoom

The short period of time in between a razz and a relationship. It is where the two individuals are basically going out but have not yet made it official.
Campbell: "Lilian, how's Macky Tim going?"
Lilian: " He's fine, thanks for asking"
Paige: "Is that a zoom?"
Campbell: "Zoom confirmed!"

or
"It's a zoom"
by Gippsland123 April 20, 2017
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Zoomali Incel

A lonely, unemployed, malnourished male from the country Somalia. They have an overinflated ego, are very racist against other Africans, very misogynistic and are characterized by their incredibly hideous looks:
Huge forehead
Recessed jaws
Hook nose
Bad teeth
Skinny with no muscle tone, particularly in the legs.

Women from Somalia find them repulsive and they cope by terrorizing everyone on the internet, particularly Somali girls on social media minding their business.

You will find them on Twitter and TikTok posting about an imaginary fictional kingdom called “Macrobia” and claiming to be Arab or White rather than Black African.
*Somali girl posts a TikTok video minding her business*

Zoomali Incel: fucking dhilo I will rape and kill you. Cheap and easy.

*500 000 Zoomali Incels follow to spam the same thing*
by chewcyees September 24, 2023
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Zoom Boom

When you think your Zoom conference is on mute and you fart..... But you realize you forgot to mute...
I was totally on a work Zoom and blasted one... Thought I was muted.. Wasn't... Total Zoom Boom
by Rock Stars From Mars May 12, 2020
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