zoologicalconfusionism

The condition of consistently misidentifying animals.

Many people who claim to have seen Bigfoot actually suffer from zoologicalconfusionism.

by Tellablue October 29, 2022

Zoolandered

When you cease to use intelligence and reasonable processes and instead revert to monkey like hitting and smacking of something to get it to work.

My car wouldn't start and at first I tried to figure it out but before too long I just Zoolandered it and the damn thing actually started up.

by anonymous October 4, 2022

Zool

A mythical demon that is blue and has wings.
Is known to also wear sun glasses with a "swoop" haircut
Is the fastest known creature in the universe
leader of the fourth realm, or "fantasy" world
master of all weaponry (i.e axes, swords, knives, and glaives)
can replay time
is responsible for "jumping" from human to human to inhabit them in parallel dimension underworld
"Purest" evil
main purpose is to fight in silence for eternity against World's True Leader
if you say his name 3 times you will summon him
leader/master of all things "chingy"
known to work with the Devil, and Vixen

being a male RN is so Zool

by Peccsya December 22, 2022

Zoolaphile

A weird ass nigga who likes animals in a sexual way

Tom:This is some good zoolaphile porn

Tom's friend: Bro what the fuck.

by Qaundale January 28, 2023

zoozie

Very Dank marijuana
A very colorful strain of marijuana.

Hey does jazmyn have anymore of that Zoozie, she always has the best ish.

Bro I could smell that zoozie from the car sheesh.

If it’s not that zoozie I don’t want it.

by ForestEY April 25, 2023

zoolenial

People born on the cusp between Millennials & Zoomers.

Our Zoolenial company CTO still has a Gen 2 iPod Nano.

by AmadeuS469 June 10, 2023

zool

When you’re chilling with your friends but you start to fall asleep and saying dumb things and you wanna stay awake because they still have energy.

- this movie is so cool let’s watch it!
- nah bro i’m so zool right now

by howlbutera November 15, 2023