Zooted

to feel the effects of rollin a methamphetamine pipe ten to two or two to ten

yo this niggas so zooted he cleaned his whole house(every fuckin square millimeter) with a toothbrush

by neurosurgeonman October 26, 2005

zooted

Drunk
Origin: the bay area

c'mon homie, let's go get zooted

by The most Ballinest man ever. December 28, 2005

maxi zoomed dwebi

A term coined in the movie Breakfast Club. It is a term used to describe a nerd

"John still listens to Michael Bolton CDs". "Yea, he is a maxi zoomed dwebi".

by Richie Pimental February 11, 2009

zooted

horny as a mother fucka that you'd f**k anything that moves

I'm zooted i did my mom last night

by David Tingley January 25, 2009

zooted

(adj): The state of being extraordinarily hyper, usu. from consuming 2 or more energy drinks, such as Red Bull or Monster.

Guy 1: What's wrong with that guy, he looks like he;s on crack xD
Guy 2: Nah, he's just had a few Red Bulls, the dude's just zooted...

by Anubis Uriel April 25, 2009

zooted

Praying to the point your in nother demention "that is also a holy ghost high"

I'm zooted befor the preacher lays hands on me!!!!

by Epoladee February 19, 2004

zooted

it means she is hype, or very crazy

that girl was zooted at that party yesterday.

that girl is zooted u dont wont her

by chelsy cherelle August 18, 2008