zonked

When Your high, drunk..fuckin splattered word is similar to crunked

Fuck after i was balzin it up and drinkin that 40" i was completly ZONKED!!

by The Reefer Man April 19, 2005

zonk boy

A group of friends (all male) who compete to see who is the most gay, usually by grabbing each others asses, putting arms around each other, and occasionally but not frequently giving each other raspberries and or making out softly while whacking each others flacid wangs off. One can become a zonk boy by learning the dreaded quad HJ technique. At the end of every week, zonk boy ranking come out, and the game starts over.

Hey, larry look over there! Those zonk boys are sure gay! think i could become one?

by Young Eugeezy July 16, 2008

zonked

to intoxicate or render senseless with drugs or alcohol

man am i zonked, dude he is so zonked, lets go get zonked

by Joey Tretick December 22, 2003

zonk

the act of, when someone is asleep, putting both hands together like you would when pretending to have a gun, and thrusting them up between the anus and penis/vagina

man, that was a sick zonk!

by skinsy June 29, 2007

zonk

to place your hands into the prayer position, then thrusting them up an unsuspecting person's anus.

i'm totally gonna zonk j-bot 62

by J-Bot 62 June 22, 2007

zonk

something you say to annoy the fuck out of everyone you talk to

Hey do you know about thi- "ZONK."
What?- "ZONK."

by zonkiestzonker July 20, 2019

Zonkification

The process of being zonkified. (messed up)

The whole spectacle was an example of pure zonkification. The virus ate half his system files before he was able to snuff it. (his pc would have then been "zonkified")

by Digitalalchemist August 19, 2003