zolo

a person who is always muted

he did the Zolo classic

by abo omak February 18, 2021

Zoonga

The bit of cum that decides to come out once you finish and clean up.

You can also use it as an insult to someone as it is very annoying and frustrating.

Nathan: "FFS last night after my wank, I cleaned up, and the fucking zoonga just decided to come out, so annoying"

Sammy: "You dumb fuck"

by jerryrome February 18, 2021

zoon

zoon is the place you get it from. When someone asks where did you get that from? . tell them I get it in the Zoon.

I get it in the Zoon get it in the Zoon, I get it in the Zoon, the zoon zoon zoon.

by byeb August 21, 2021

Zooning

Where you cut a zucchini (scientifically known as Cucurbita Pepo) in half, hollow it out, and then put your dick inside.

I caught my dad zooning in the bathroom last night after he wasn't satisfied by my mom's wide pussy

by soroushishot September 24, 2021

zylonite

(zai-lun-aite) Same as Xylonite. A celluoid

The world zylonite is often spelled with an X

by Traveling Brother 1.5 October 2, 2021

zlonky

Zlonky is bad glonky.... AKA opposite of glonky as well as blonde glonky.. Therefore, feeling not the best, some would say somewhat down:(

Dude my dad was zlonky..... #bigfatbummer
I'm feeling a little zlonky. I just wanna be glonky

by BigZIsSoGlonky October 28, 2021

Zolove

Sleep pattern: Zolove's usually get 13/14 hours of sleep daily. Hates exorcise Will hate you for the rest of the day if you wake her up. You are very lucky if you spot a Zolove in the day time, she is most likely hidden away in her lair.

Diet: You may feed Zolove's old Cheetos, Doritos, Pizza roles, and ramen noodles.

personality: Zoloves can be humorous at times. Should be kept away from dangerous objects due to her curiosity. Do NOT bother the Zolove if she seems even a bit angry, for your own safety. She is a solitary being and should not be placed with other homosapien, she might go into a state of panic. Zolove's are very territorial do not touch her stuff.

-Zolove "Were minors Argus..."
-Zolove "I'm just a simple bunny trying to make my way in the universe."

by Alian 1346 November 3, 2021