Zerling

a non chocko cs player

-xCs- Zerling

by john January 22, 2004

Zerling

A non chocko CS player

-xCs- Zerling

by john January 22, 2004

zelling

The act of extorting a girl into giving you oral sex.

Brendan: Dude I totally was zelling last night. I zelled two chicks by threatening to leave them at the lake.
Joe: NICE!

by FZAPPA July 25, 2007

Zeolied

To move away from your friends and then send them emails inconspicuously expressing your regret for such action.

I have been Zeolied everyday since Joe moved to Charlotte.

by The Hurt November 28, 2007

Zetiy

when a man stands at the end of the bed with his penis in the mouth of the woman lying down.

alright love, lets have a zetiy

by drew pcock January 25, 2008

Zitlicious

The things that are fantastically gross, but still amazing to see; or something hilarious yet gross.

-Someone vomitting after doing something extremely cool.

-Someone farting and pooping themselves on accident.
"Dude, that's so zitlicious! I can smell it!"

by Poopy McPanterson June 15, 2009

Zelinker

Somebody who ships Zelink from the popular The Legend of Zelda series.

Duh.

Tom: Those silly Zelinkers... MidLink forEVAR!

Dan: Oh nooo I've been reading a Zelink site! They brainwashed me! Halp!

Jessie: I'm a Zelinker. Don't hate.

Me: I consider myself part MidLinker, part Zelinker, part MalonLinker, and part DarkLinker. Heh...

by Lady Alzers March 6, 2011