I wouldn't touch her with yours

When a person (male)is so disgusted with the female that has simply walked by that the said person would not even have intercourse with her, even if he were to use his friend's penis

Oooft she's a fucken roaster, i wouldn't touch her with yours

or

oof she's a fucken roaster, ah wouldny touch her wi yours

by Stooster April 23, 2006

I would eat the corn out of her shit

Similar to I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.

A chick so incredibly hot that you would poke through her feces to recover undigested corn to eat.

"That Jamie is so hot, I would eat the corn out of her shit"

by WhiskeyTangoFox March 8, 2009

if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college

No one knows what this phrase means. Comedian Lewis Black said this in a bit but he doesn't know what it means either.

If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

by Thycid March 20, 2005

something belee would do

Something really fucking stupid that nobody should ever do.

Dude, that sounds like something belee would do, don't do it.

by nigoyhater June 29, 2022

would Jesus microwave a burrito?

slang. Phrase is often used to confuse and torment children.

Variation 1: "why did the chicken cross the road and how do they like their eggs cooked?"

Variation 2: "if the universe is finite, then what's on the other side?"

Origin: Bored people with no life

And what are we going to do about all of these wrong number dialers?

by John Gibby January 7, 2005

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris

a wood chuck would chuck no chuck norris, even if a wood chuck could chuck norris.

Instead of "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?"
How about How much wood would a chuck norris chuck if a chuck norris would chuck wood?

Think about that.

by Adrian July 13, 2006

I Would Rather

A phrasing technique originating in Palo Alto, California, which states an obscene preference to something the speaker wishes to avoid.

Chris: Hey, want to go to the unaccompanied sax concert? I hear the performer is pretty casj.

Julian: I would rather eat a sack of writhing gerbils than do that.

by Hombre3000 March 2, 2010