Wooded up

Excited, super pumped, erect, aroused.

Can be used in a sexual context, or just in general as a way of saying you are excited and enthusiastic about something

"I am fully wooded up for this party tonight"
"I am not that wooded up for this workout today"
"Who here would be wooded up to work on this project?"

Wooded up by ElTigre January 3, 2015

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wooden cock

Wooden cock- A device used to engage in sex with men who have no genitals.

Girl - wanna have sex?
Man- Let me get my wooden cock

wooden cock by Sexyassgrizzlybear May 26, 2016

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woodie • woodie-hoodie • Woodie's hoodie • Woodied • woodier • woodies goodies • woodiest • Captain Woodie • ghost woodie • G-Woodie

Woodious-Itus

When one has such a strong obsession for Will Wood, that said person becomes almost identical to Woodius

Jack, you’re suffering from Woodious-Itus

Woodious-Itus by mad_max.0 July 8, 2021

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woodle-goo

Slang for “goodbye,” akin to toodle-loo. However, this more emphatic expression implies a need to terminate unending lingual volley that results from the craving to continue communication due to fierce intellectual, emotional, and physical attraction.

“Oh, wow! I think we have been saying goodbye for an hour now. I miss you beyond words. Woodle-goo, my love. Smuv you forever.”

woodle-goo by Hug’n February 4, 2022

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Woofied

When your woo-woo significant other influences your decision making. This can impact your diet (smoothies instead of burgers), your business decisions (impact investing instead of VCs), your purchasing habits (Tesla instead of Porsche), and your general well-being (you meditate now.)

Corporate Employee 1: hey did you see that meditation Mondays are now mandatory here?

Corporate Employee 2: yea, the CEO got woofied by his yogi second wife. The vending machine only has green juice and vegan snacks now, too.

Woofied by rachelgreenfromfriends August 22, 2022

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Back-Wooded

To be sexually assaulted by a hillbilly in a rural, mountainous setting.

"I heard Kevin was back-wooded by a banjo toting hillbilly named Jim-Bob", said John.

Back-Wooded by Phillphd September 3, 2013

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Pedo Wooders

A word given to a head teacher of a school who likes molesting kids.

Hey look its Pedo Wooders

Pedo Wooders by The Meme Bin June 6, 2018