Wooden Pickaxe

A pickaxe made of wood, how dumb do you have to be to not know this

why are you mining diamonds with a wooden pickaxe

by Golferbc February 19, 2021

Wooden doos

When your wood is dooing

“Yo you remind me of one of them wooden doos!”

by Hubbleman447294 September 4, 2023

wooden grillz

washingtons teeth

look at these wooden grillz i just excavated!

by Cody5050 November 14, 2020

wooden pc

Having a pc that doesn't work for shit.

*playing R6, and someone has the hourglass loading symbol above their head before loading in.*
"why is this taking so long?"
"he has a wooden pc"

by ibecreating February 12, 2022

Wooden Person

A person who is easily burnt similar to a patsy..

The target was to be dealt with for he/she had been deemed to be a wooden person!

by MKU0 February 11, 2019

wooden wrapper

Coffin

Yeah man Lennie got shot and now hes 6 feet under in a wooden wrapper

by Vashano March 19, 2016

Wooden Nickel

A wood disc that is utterly worthless.

I spent $20 at the carnival and all I left with is a wooden nickel.

by Coolandy55 June 22, 2022