A midwestern colloquialism meaning that you could even drive a person who had no manner of sensory perception up the wall because you are beyond all natural levels of irritating.
Matthew Lesko could drive a wooden person crazy.
by Chainsaw August 4, 2005
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A person who is easily burnt similar to a patsy..
The target was to be dealt with for he/she had been deemed to be a wooden person!
by MKU0 February 11, 2019
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