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Piss-witch

Flexible in meaning. Can be used to describe a disagreeable, unreasonable, or bad-tempered individual.

The word was first used in Malta after the originator - whilst sleeping one night - dreamt of using it in an argument.

The word is now most likely to be used and heard in and around Cardiff and South Wales.
"Excuse me, but I THINK you'll find that the '74 Chateau Latour is in fact, the superior wine, you roguish buffoon."

"Oh pipe down, Hugo, you absolute piss-witch."
by secretsandpies November 11, 2015
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Witches Bwoo

An alcoholic beverage, a cool person, something that witches make.
"Minerva proved that she was, indeed the witches bwoo by concocting the best cauldron of wtiches bwoo this side of the Rio Grande."
by Fuck Ass Finnemore December 12, 2003
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Witches Swish

An shocking and unexpected bollock and cock washing bidet event caused by the accidental activation of an automatic or manual flush whilst seated peacefully in a public toilet.
Me: It was horrendous; The flush came rushing out of nowhere like an arctic tsunami and gave me a chilling Witches Swish .
Therapist: ?
Me: You know? When you flush your nuts by mistake.
Therapist: I think 'm gonna need therapy.
by dunkinnuts April 2, 2019
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Witch Snicker

I was going to go down on her, but she had a real witch snicker.
by troy tanning June 19, 2020
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Witch House

The best and one of the darkest genres of electronic that didn't deserve to die.
2022 will be the year Witch House makes a comeback!
by K-Dogg1 April 17, 2021
mugGet the Witch Housemug.

Witch's Asshole

Pray for rain because it is nastier than a witch's asshole outside.
by The Godfather DF April 20, 2023
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Google Witch

A crystal enthusiast interested in furthering their esoteric knowledge via google (and instagram). The type of person with black chipped nail ‘who-felt-your-Gemini-energy’. Focuses on the optics of witchcraft. Consider this behavior gentrification.
Did that google witch seriously pull out her tarot cards to take a selfie?”
by Withtheeyecontact September 8, 2020
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