turnin' wrenches

To be employed in the automotive / diesel industry.

"Back when I was turnin' wrenches, I worked with this guy who drank Coors Lights and fought with his old lady all day every day."

by the categorologist January 15, 2008

Portuguese Monkey Wrench

When a woman gives a man a blowjob, and before the man ejaculates, she twists his member clockwise in a wrenching motion while he attempts to ejaculate.

I was hoping for a good time with that prostitute, but she ended up giving me a Portuguese monkey wrench.

by KongoJojo December 14, 2010

OCC wrench

A two-pound dead-blow hammer, often mistaken for a rubber mallet. The primary tool of the hacks at Orange County Choppers, especially Paulie. Chiefly used for axle installation, engine/transmission alignment and primary cover installation.

Properly used, an OCC wrench is a useful tool that one occasionally needs for stubborn, rusty old parts, not shiny new ones that should slide together if one knows what they are doing.

I have been a motorcycle mechanic for ten years, and have never needed the OCC wrench to put in an axle.

Look, that idiot Paulie dinged that primary with the OCC wrench!

by Dr. Badwrench February 23, 2008

Tooter Wrench

When a girls vagina is too lose. Take your right hand and insert your thumb into the asshole. Then torque it to the right to give a tighter sensation to the vagina. Always remember the golden rule, 'righty tighty, lefty loosy'.

Man Morgan's vagina was so loose I just had to give the the tooter wrench.

by Aujasc123 June 22, 2009

Sperm-Burping Tavern-Wench

noun - a boozy slut who hangs around the same bar every night looking for new guys to give blowjobs to.

"Man - I saw your new girlfiend - a sperm-burping tavern-wench if I ever saw one. She's got a face like the one on a bottle of poison".

by Billy Cruddup September 6, 2008

gut wrench

A feeling of utter despair from the very depths of your stomach.

You get the "Gut Rench" when for example your girlfriend who you are very fond of leaves you.

by Peter Shuttleworth October 21, 2003

wench

A stout, voluptuous maiden. Usually associated with the Rennaissance and taverns, where the wench is pictured as a bar-maid, boldly flirting with the swashbucklers and pirates.

Is a softer, less-offending version of bitch.

A mispronunciation of "wrench".

Misspelling in classifieds:

"FOR SALE: 8,500 pound power wench and a queen-size water bed."

by Lorelili March 23, 2005