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Third Wheeling Yourself

When you set up two of your friends to make a cute couple so you can prove to your haters that you are a real love guru but then that couple proceeds to third wheel you every time you hang with them. This conflicts your emotions as you don't know whether to be happy for them or mad because they don't pay attention to you. So instead, you joke around about third wheeling however deep down, you are hurting. Common with people named Tasnia.
by tasniaiswrong October 14, 2017
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odd-number wheeling

The act of joining multiple couples to an activity or event whilst being the only one without a partner.
I once watched a live concert with four of my friends and their respective partners. I can't believe I was odd-number wheeling to four couples.
by Dianesidhe May 5, 2022
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Wheezing Penis

To die via ingestion of invisible/intangible bleach
Did you hear how Danny died? Poor guy went out wheezing penis.
by ThePenisWheezer May 26, 2019
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Guerrilla Weeding

Inspired by the Guerrilla Gardening movement, it is a way to improve a neighbourhood by entering public and private gardens and performing any kind of maintenance that is required, such as weeding, pruning, and thinning. If one already has the tools, it is a zero-cost activity that can be done at any time.
Granddaughter: You were a long time on your walk, Grandma.
Grandmother: Yes, dear, that's because I was Guerrilla Weeding the neighbour's garden. They really need to look after their gypsophila better.
by Matti! Matti! Matti! August 12, 2012
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creep weeding

sifting through the many terrible online singles profiles for that one good guy.
i just met an amazing guy online. i had to go through a lot of creep weeding to find him, but i finally did.
by lilyofthevalley22 December 18, 2012
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4 wheelin

When a person engages in motorboating another persons anus.
"After jessica finished her shower, I pushed her onto the bed spread her ass cheeks apart an went 4 wheelin"
by xienfkrxntix November 29, 2015
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west weeding

The act of smacking a girl/guys butt in public
"mike was west weeding the girls in the party again"
by PinkPonyPower1 September 26, 2017
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