pull a wheat thin

The act of getting completely smashed and doing something dumb.

Guy 1: "I can't hang out tonight, I'm going to Jay's party."
Guy 2: "Oh, well don't pull a wheat thin like you did last time; that picture is still all over everyone's Myspace."

by Kasey W. January 8, 2008

Wheat Bread

A whiney asian bitch who is half and half on white and asian... Usually named Bruce

Bruce, shut the fuck up you wheat bread bastard...

by Slap Jackin October 10, 2004

bleached wheat cracka

The whitest of the white.

Dayyymn son, dat bleached wheat cracka is whita dan dry wall!

by WiggersAndWegrosInc March 13, 2009

wheat thin

gettin' in on like a vegetable.

two or more thin people inserting any vegetable into their orrifices.

by the great rizzle October 2, 2003

Buck wheat pancakes

A word used to compare things in piles

Damn her forehead be lookin like buck wheat pancakes

by Ceciliapizzeria September 18, 2018

whole wheat cracker

A black person who acts white.

Did you hear Darryl listening to country he is such a whole wheat cracker.

by johnny17 January 27, 2014

Winter's Worth of Wheat

A Winter's Worth of Wheat is an antiquated barter system used in some communities that face a long and unprofitable Winter season. At its purest darkness would a family receive enough wheat to last them through the Winter - regardless of household size - in exchange for a newly born infant. The infant was typically fed to abominable supernatural creatures such as vampires or brought up to be a eunuch or slave. Typically, however, was the term used on a more general scale to refer to any sort of illegal business that gave a large commodity in exchange for something irreplaceable and therefore usually of great sentimental value.

"So did Jenneigh get her abortion yet?"
"No, she said she's gonna carry it full term for a Winter's Worth of Wheat. Really wants that $500 Sephora gift card."

by Päällikkö March 6, 2022