Indoor Skiing

Doing some coke indoors.
Josh, Les, and I bought two 8 balls and spent the night indoor skiing with some strippers until we ran out. Luckily, Les had some more blow stashed away.
by The Jenkem King April 7, 2008
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ski instructor

A term used on meet-up sites like Craigslist to denote a person who will bring coke, or possibly tradde coke for favors. A woman looking for coke is a ski bunny. A guy looking for coke can be referred to as a ski bum, but the better definition of that term is someone who always bums coke.
Ski bunny looking for ski instructor. I like mountains with multiple lifts, long lines, and no ski bums.
by iiams October 10, 2005
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Jet-skiing

When someone who has consumed too much alcohol passes out and you ride their unconscious body down the nearest set of stairs. Incredibly fun unless you're the one unconscious.
Elliott got really drunk at the party last night and passed out, so we went jet-skiing with him.
by mcniggleston January 30, 2012
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Ski Bag

I got a couple ski bags and a bottle of Jack for the city this weekend.
by Danny Boy Ash March 18, 2010
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Prison Skiing

the homosexual act of dual, simultaneous hand jobs, as performed during a prison threesome by the beta inmate, as he is pleasuring two alpha inmates. Only, instead of ski poles, the said beta has a dick in each hand. Probably in his mouth, too.
Most nights in Parchman, Matt closed his eyes, and pretended he was competing in the Alpine Men's slalom competition, as this was the only time in custody that he felt like he was "winning." See, prison skiing was the only thing that would keep Dante and Tyrone from turning Matt's asshole into truffle butter.
by Realitea August 10, 2016
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ski mask

what you put over your head when doing a housecall (hole for the eyes, nose, and mouth)
by dakarai April 4, 2003
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Ski Racer

a person participating in the most bad ass sport in the world. Ski Racers ski hard and party hard. Ski Racers are natural enemys of Park Rats.
omg look at that ski racer he is such a bad ass
by racetiger99 June 1, 2011
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