A title or position in a friend or relative’s wedding who really do not want in the actual wedding party.
by T Real! November 15, 2020
Get the Lady in Waiting mug.A wailing Juanita is a woman who screams excessively loud during intercourse to such a degree she garners the attention of neighbors and those passing by.
Suzy became such a wailing Juanita during one night with Mike that her neighbors complained and she made children on the street cry.
by Tree Dollars September 2, 2013
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by monobollocks November 27, 2016
Get the waiting for a train mug.Since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived through all the ages - in latin it is "Planctus Puera",in chinese "哭丫头". In english, it is "The Wailing Wench".
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.
It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.
It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!
Gross old man 1 - "I pulled The Wailing wench on the new girl Jenny the other day, I marked her as mine, THAT'S for sure!"
Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"
Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like the beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"
*Both gross man laughing*
Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"
Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like the beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"
*Both gross man laughing*
by Norwegian pecker January 12, 2013
Get the The Wailing Wench mug.when a guy who is not single is sexually attracted to a female friend, he starts to chat her up more. That way, when his relationship ends, he has another girl waiting for him. Therefore, the lady is in waiting.
Jen and I are going to break up soon, so I'm going to text Cindy. Maybe if we talk enough, she'll want me, and then when Jen dumps me I'll bone Cindy! I love having a lady in waiting.
by allisonslav January 28, 2010
Get the lady in waiting mug.2- People that wait in line for new Apple technology.
2 - description of all the people that have ordered the new i-phone 3g from AT&T and are still waiting for delivery.
2 - description of all the people that have ordered the new i-phone 3g from AT&T and are still waiting for delivery.
by 3rd & Long August 14, 2008
Get the i-waiting mug.Derived from the trend of planking, bating, and owling. Originated in Chicago, IL; it involves the opening of ones mouth, a surprised facial expression, and the deliverance of a guttural utterance while standing perfectly still. The sound that is made resembles that of a vocally challenged person moaning aggressively with a closed throat.
Bob: "Hey Jim, what are you doing?"
Jim: "Well, I'm just about to go to the store to get some milk and *wailing* AHHHHUUUUGHHHHAHHHHH!"
Jim: "Well, I'm just about to go to the store to get some milk and *wailing* AHHHHUUUUGHHHHAHHHHH!"
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