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video slump 

noun

The period of time directly preceding one's mid-life crisis.

During this time, the affected person or persons will spend all of his or her time on the internet, watching video-after-video. Most of these videos, if not all, pertain to slapstick humor in some way. Additionally, the affected person may obligate nearby friends or family members to accompany them in video-watching.

Sober middle-aged males who work in factories are significantly more prone to a video slump than others.

Symptoms of someone in their video-slump may include pale skin from lack of sunlight, a beard, and a habit of telling long stories whilst acting out each scene.
That guy is in one hell of a video slump - today he made me watch a guy get smashed in the face with a guitar AND Pinocchio wiping out on a dirt-bike!
video slump by Mollyownsmysoul March 17, 2006
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Video game stalemate 

When you are basically in a stalemate in the progression of your video game, it is a Video game stalemate. It differs than being just "stuck" in a certain part, because it involves not being able to do a certain thing, because your weapons suck, so you need new ones, but you dont have enough gold/credits/whatever to buy new weapons until you beat that certain thing. It is a very annoying situation.
John Doe: Aw man, I'm in a video game stalemate on (insert game name here)
John Doe 2: How so?
John Doe: I can't beat level 5 on (insert game name here) because my equipment sucks, and I can't get the money to buy new equipment until I beat level 5.
John Doe 2: That sucks. Use a gameshark.

Video game thot 

The most unsavory of thots. One who pretends to play video games just to get the hot beef injection but when asked about the video game knows absoloutly nothing about it. Usually seen rocking typical old skool video game tattoos on Facebook or Instagram half naked just for attention. A true shame to the gaming community.
Person one: look at that girl being a fucking video game thot

Person two: I know right. She gives a bad name to true gamers

DONT BE A VIDEO GAME THOT!

Video game 

Someone who is too good to be in reality, just as good as those on video games. Most commonly used to describe an athlete.
Video game by sky123 June 10, 2011

Video Game Sex

When you decide to fuck someone after watching a sex scene in a video game....
I just had to have video game sex with her after watching Cintra in Far Cry 3!!!
Video Game Sex by pablowisdom August 14, 2016

video game 

One of the top 10 inventions of all time. and people who belittle video games or video game players are insecure assholes that need to ridicule people so that others dont notice their own weaknesses.
You video game players are weak and have small penises.
Really? so ICE-T is weak?
ohh um' no
He plays PS2 for hours.
umm, bye
bye, asshole
video game by ScottMaximus July 16, 2004

Video Game Director's Cuts

An awesome flash website with some of the best video game flash parody movies on the web.
www.videogamedc.net
Video Game Director's Cuts is where you can relive your pixeled past.