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Utica

A city in Central New York. Can be found on the Top 400 Up and Coming Cities in America list. Brews the worlds finest lager, Utica Club. Though the cultural mecca of New York, Uticans are not familiar with the upstate term "steamed hams."
"I'll see you in Utica!"

"Huh?"
by [CUA]Todd007 November 10, 2004
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utility fantasy

The delusional belief that you can make use of something for which you have no knowledge or discipline to understand and utilize appropriately.

Utility fantasies on their own are quite normal and benign unless they are acted upon in which case the results can be detrimental to all relevant parties.
Common objects of a utility fantasy:

a law degree
a million dollars
an expensive camera
a powerful computer
a supercar
a beautiful woman
citizenship of a wealthier nation
chicken tikka masala
by thesheepherder July 1, 2015
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uticm

Short form of "You think I care meh" ?
Hey Jake, I got a iPhone 6 !
"Uticm!" said Jake
by Fanglol September 12, 2015
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Utieyintsoma

A name from the itesekiri tribes of Nigeria. Utieyintsoma means the child is the backbone of the family. Utieyins are usually good people who love peace, ambitious but God fearing. Utieyins are natural leaders with strong desires to help people around them grow,they only need to becareful not to be too emotional about the decisions they make, sometimes you need to choose yourself and your peace first.
I feel very much like utieyintsoma today.
by Truthful facts February 8, 2020
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Utility Stick

When you perceive your dick for exactly what it is. A handy tool used for human reproduction. So you refer to it as such.
"Yeah, me and Jessica were both drunk as fuck last night when we screwed, I thought I wasn't gonna pull through, but luckily my utility stick got the job done."

"I didn't really want to fuck her, she looked like she just got hit by a mack truck and her pussy smelled like sewage, but she insisted on having kids. So I just took some viagra, held my nose, and let my utility stick get the task done and over with."
by NeverLove-333 May 11, 2020
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Utilities

The Greek God of Water, Electricity, and Gas.
On the first of every month we make a monetary sacrifice to Utilities so we may continue to bathe, cook, and have light.
by PuttinOnTheRetz July 7, 2020
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Utility Helicopter

A helicopter that transport troops and equipment. Not to be confused with the cargo helicopter which can carry heavier payloads.
"The UH-1 is a unique Utility helicopter known for its use in the Vietnam War"
by HungryWeeb February 21, 2022
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