by Tom Love February 2, 2007
Get the as useless as tits on a bullmug. useless fat fuck. A fat piece of shit who is good for nothing, does nothing, and contributes nothing.
Hey, look at Buffy, she is a useless fat fuck. she does nothing all day but talk about herself. she thinks she knows everything.
by BigBuffarillaAss April 23, 2014
Get the useless fat fuckmug. by chocolategrape March 10, 2008
Get the useless informationmug. Totally lacking in the ability to get the job done. Derived from carpenter slang to refer to the metalurgical properties of a nail deformed and bent by extreme resistence in the material being nailed, or due to the inexperience or lack of skill by the person striking the nail. Despite streightening, once the nail is used again, it will tend to deform and bend, rendering it useless.
I sent Bob out to clinch the deal, and instead the client called to cancel the order! I swear, Bob is "Useless as a bent nail."
by Jakatola August 2, 2009
Get the Useless as a bent nail.mug. by MrAbduldejihadbad June 6, 2008
Get the completely fucking uselessmug. by morethanerica April 3, 2009
Get the as useless as tits on a bullmug. Your roommate's girlfriend who walks around your apartment in her underwear, using all your things and never saying hi. Has a face that looks like a camel that sucked on a sack of lemons. See mousy bitch, florida ditch pig.
ROOMMATE: "...or are you being dumb and useless again?"
YOU: "Dumb and useless? Are you sure you're not talking about that rude BITCH you call your girlfriend? She is the ultimate dumb useless bitch I've ever met"
YOU: "Dumb and useless? Are you sure you're not talking about that rude BITCH you call your girlfriend? She is the ultimate dumb useless bitch I've ever met"
by MahnaMadonna October 21, 2008
Get the dumb useless bitchmug.