ur mom

two words that can answer any questions.

joe: hey!
bill: hey!
joe: how r u?
bill: ur mom knows how i am. . .
joe: can u stop?!
bill: ur mom wants to stop . . .
joe: do you hav herpes?
bill: ur mom has herpes . . .
joe: shut up!!!

by Cami!!! September 16, 2006

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ur mum

The apparent zenith of comebacks, used almost exclusively by 12-16 year olds.

Person 1: You sir, are a veritable nincompoop.
Person 2: ERR UR MUM LOL!1!

'I AD SEX WIV UR MUM LOL'

by Dougal September 27, 2004

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the british form of "ur mom", a overused comeback that is funny if used as a joke or your kidding when u say it.

Person:Fuck U!
British Person: I fucked ur mum!

b_i_t_c_h678: i have sooo much homework.
this1person923: ur mom has so much homework! OH! BURN! WAT NOW!?!?!?!
b_i_t_c_h678: wtf lol

by The girl who wants to have Ryan Rosses babies July 17, 2006

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ur fat

Ur fat is used by a child when all hope is lost. When they can't think of an insult so they say ur fat. I told this to my dad I now don't have an eye. But when you are losing hit them with an ' ur fat ' and watch them laugh at you. *Please note children if you say this to your teacher that's a woman they will take it personally.

Friend: Ur fairy bread without hundreds&thousands

You: 'can no longer win' " Ur fat"
Friend: Thats a trash insult loser hahahaha
You: god dang

by overcookedmeatballsubway September 07, 2020

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