twinker

A guy who is an expert in buttfucking.

That gay ass twinker buttfucked my friend's friend!

by Joseph April 15, 2004

tanker noob

(n)
Someone who plays Eliminate Pro and uses the prototype tanker armer and the rocket launcher. They are the most hated scum of eliminate pro and the biggest noobs of all ipod touch gaming. They tend to favor the rocket launcher and are very hard to kill.

" I got killed by a fucking tanker noob in elim,"
" Go buy the real armor you fucking tanker noob,"
" what a douchebag, that guy shot me with the rocket launcher what a tanker noob,"

by scottypow December 29, 2009

Twanner

The act of gluing, pasting, gumming, sticking, cementing, and/or plastering a twat shut

Can also be used as a word to say: shut up or shut the fuck up etc.

Oh my god, somebody twanner that bitch before I go fucking insane!

by HiBob12 July 10, 2010

daffy-twacker

A spazblast, a lobwad, a nun-renter, a chunkblunter.

"I think he's a bit of a daffy-twacker".

by tarmac April 21, 2005

douche tanker

A "douche tanker" is a sea vessel roughly the size of an oil tanker, but primarily used in the transport of massive quantities of douche. This term is used to describe the absolute douchiest of douches.

I've seen some douche bags in my life, but George Bush is a douche tanker!

by melloki76 March 13, 2009

nipple twinker

a person who twinkes a womans nipples

dude i would love to be jennifer lopez's nipple twinker

by kyle September 26, 2004

Twanger

A commonly used word for the word penis

I just tickled that kids twanger.

by Pediphile Dan February 23, 2009