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tinkerbelling

tinkerbelling is when you dress your penis up in a small tutu and attach little butterfly wings to them. you then let it hang out of your jeans while you go shopping.
Sorry man, I can't hang out today. I have to pick up the kids and go tinkerbelling for some new tires at bergeys.
by shagablorft April 11, 2011
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Thinkerbating

To have engaged in deep thought by one's self.

Often experienced when we are left alone for periods of time with little to do.

Some of our best ideas don't come from teams, groups, or committees..... this one is all about you and your most valuable asset -- you got it.. use it.. anywhere - anyplace - anytime you possibly can !

The past tense of Thinkerbate.

Has been known to cause pain within the head, hair loss, and embarrassment.
Well -- I've been thinkerbating......
by Dawson1972 November 4, 2010
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tinker

Irish scum. The lowest form of traveller. Sadly people (including me) generally still refer to them as gypsies, which they are not. If they were they might actually be human beings.

Also labelled as 'pikies' when they enter town and when they do make sure you lock everything and hide anything of value away, including scrap metal.

Have a habit of one of them trying to sell you the stolen goods from the last village while his mates are round the back stealing all your stuff to sell at the next.

Think that they have some god given right to inflict themselves upon normal honest folk while raping our council tax fund for handouts and free facilities, instead of paying to use a camp site like everyone else.
by Tinker Hater May 22, 2005
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Tinkertard

Someone who believes they have superior repair skills, but in fact, has no idea what they are doing.
Jane had to bring her computer to Geek Squad, because her tinkertard boyfriend tried to fix it.
by [ɠřåþḛƑяᶙḭᵵ] November 4, 2008
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Tinker

Although usually meaning Irish travellers can also be used to refer to someone dirty or unhygenic in appearence or smell...
Me: Oh, whats that smell?
Friend: Its that tinker over there!
Me: What a dirty smelly tinker!
by boo boop your nose February 28, 2009
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Tinkerbell

When a girl sucks off a guy so that his dick is nice and wet (this can also be achieved by natural fucking). The guy then takes a bunch of pixie sticks (or sugar, or cocaine, anything to symbolize pixie-dust) and pours it down right between her tits. He then titty-fucks her so that all of the sugar gets on his dick and sticks. Then, the girl sucks all of the sugar off of his dick through the form of another sloppy blow job.
My girlfriend has one hell of a sweet tooth. She let me Tinkerbell her three times last night.
by Scrye March 12, 2009
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rape thinker

A young girl who thinks every kind or sexual activity,especially willing...is rape
Rape thinker: *walks into a library* OMG! That girl's getting RAPED!!!
by Jennuhh duh June 30, 2008
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