Runner's trots 

When running long distances, you all of a sudden feel an extreme urge to poop and if you don't get to a toilet fast, you're probably going to poop your pants...bad! Runner's trots usually are a precursor to some nasty diarrhea.

Only a mile into the marathon, Jan got runner's trots and had to high-tail it to the nearest port-o-potty.

Runner's trots by no1justminda December 13, 2006

the trots 

Explosive, uncontrollable diarrhea which often results in excessive swearing and/or fist clenching.

Please help me dear lord baby jesus, that spicy pad thai gave me an awful case of the trots.

Stop drinking all that cider or you'll get the trots!!

the trots by TyDogg December 28, 2008

trotho 

anyone resembling a turtle or a sloth; the perfect turtle-sloth combination.

I think he resembles a trotho!

trotho by hockey416 November 19, 2010

Tiny Trotters 

A short, fat, cookie-monster-humping closet-dweller who blames illegible handwriting on his tiny hands.

I can't read this file. Has that fat twat Tiny Trotters been at it again?

Tiny Trotters by False Buttocks May 21, 2021

Susan the Happy Trotting Elf 

Song about Susan Walker from British sitcom Coupling describing her.

Lyrics:

I'm Susan the happy trotting elf
I trot and trot and bounce and bounce
I smile a lot and that's what counts
I'm Susan, the happy trotting smile a lotting elf
I'm polite so just for clarity
When I'm cross, I say, "Apparent-LY!"
I'm Susan, the happy trotting smile a lotting elf

Susan the Happy Trotting Elf by skyiscool1 August 21, 2008

the back door trots

Discribes a person who has a severe dose of the shits.
Usually after a skinfull of beer and a dodgy curry, the unlucky person will wake up with an arse like the Japanese flag. Just a white patch with a big red dot.

Fuck me Reg, I think i've got the back door trots, I have been shitting like a pony all morning, and my arse is now on fucking fire.

the back door trots by Britannic May 25, 2009

trottier

a person who loves to decorate

that room looks like its trottier out

trottier by shaniqua stanton king February 7, 2009