tp skiing

TP skiing is when a woman is being triple penetrated and is giving handjobs with both hands

Would you like to come and go TP skiing with my wife

by Derek - Tyler May 28, 2006

TP Shuffle

The action of moving from one stall to another in the restroom because there is no toilet paper in the stall, and it is required. This action can be done with pants up or down and generally implies a penguin like movement.

Hey man did you see Johnny acting a little Wierd in the restroom?

Yeah, he was just doing the TP shuffle.

by Thor McOverlord January 21, 2015

Tp&p

"Tissue paper and porn" i.e. a man's way of saying he giving up on woman's and staying single

Nope i don't date it TP&P for me can do with out the headaches.

by Oldmannomas February 18, 2018

TP Troll

That a$$hole that goes out and buys all the toilet paper in the midst of a pandemic.

Get your camera out and video this TP Troll while he loads his car! He’s about to go viral!

I hope this TP Troll gets every bit of this virus!

How many craps does this TP Troll think he’s going to take in a two week quarantine?!

by Nearly headless d*ck March 23, 2020

TP Roll

The action of trying to locate a group or individual within a trailer park.

Usually involves driving 15mph or less.

Joes Mom said he was somewhere in his neighborhood, so I did a TP roll to find his stupid ass.

by agotaras2000 October 26, 2022

tp swag

The ability to have so much swag that girls are on you as if you were a chick magnet.

Man Joey has so much tp swag he pulled in about 20 bitches last night.

by TP21 October 23, 2011

TP the FB

Tounge Punch the Fart Box. similar to Tounge Jack the Shit Box. The act of inserting the tongue as deep as possible into the anus.

"Man she's hot. I'd TP the FB."

by SNIPERCOW January 1, 2012