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Measuring Toddler

The unit of measurement used to establish if there are enough beans provided at an all you can eat / unlimited breakfast. There should be enough beans to drown a toddler.

The Measuring toddler can also be used to measure other liquids, such as tea.
Do you think the kitchen has been a bit Jewish with the beans? Let me fetch the measuring toddler and we will find out.
by Supertato May 6, 2018
mugGet the Measuring Toddlermug.

Toddler

Used to refer to a male of interest to a cougar or interested in a Cougar.
The toddler is to scared to pull the trigger to go day drinking.

Think I might as well break down my age barrier for dating and give a toddler a try because my & and older have issues.
by THERULEY73 April 20, 2025
mugGet the Toddlermug.

tonsil toddler

A blowjob induced orgasm
Dude Jane gave me the meanest tonsil toddler last night when we were home alone
by ladyfishy July 18, 2011
mugGet the tonsil toddlermug.

Toddler face

The act of someone getting food on their face ( commonly around the mouth area), much like a toddler.
My dad got major toddler face after eating saucy ribs.
by snoutwash69 December 21, 2014
mugGet the Toddler facemug.

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