Timtown

A utopian locale ruled by fun and snakes. Power-Hours are the main past time.
National Animal- Wonder Pets.
National Anthem- Thunderstruck.
National Curency- Muff
A place of good times and good friends. Kept Real at all times.

"Tbone Sarah and I are headed over to Timtown if you wanna come. Bring some Muff."

by GentleBen296 December 13, 2008

Giant Tomato

Another term for rectal prolapse (i.e., when ones bung falls out from too much anal sex)

Dang look she got a giant tomato from all that anal DP.

by BBOT5000 July 15, 2015

red tomato

A condition where during long anal intercourse, a person's anal tissues become so loose to where when the penis pulls out. The anal tissue pulls out as well. The result leaves a (somewhat) permanent bulge of tissue in the middle of the ass, resembling a ripely picked red tomato.

"My boyfriend spent so long fucking me in the ass last night, that I now have a 'red tomato' that will take weeks to heal!"

by HydrogenPyroxideTitties December 9, 2017

Big Tomato

Little Dick

You have a big tomato

meaning you have a little dick

by lollikestolaugh January 8, 2012

Tomato Slicer

Tomato Slicer is an act of shitting through a self made tomato slicer and giving your shit the appearance that it just passed through a tomato slicer. It can only happen when one has a dirty ass, smeared with shit and allowed to dry. The dried shit acts like an adhesive, causing the pubic hairs of the anus to bond to the shit and skin which forms a Kriss Kross pattern for the shit to pass through. When the person goes to take a shit, (depending on the texture of shit coming out), it can either go; through the tomato slicer, (2) tear through the hair/shit barrier or (3) squirt out through the taint or the top of the ass crack.

Man, I had a perfect tomato slicer today! It was fucking beautiful. I don’t remember shitting myself last night, but thank God I ate Taco Bell or it might not have passed through.

by Phil Green July 14, 2006

Tomatometer

The ratings scale of Rotten Tomatoes that measures the percentage of (approved) movie critics who gave the movie a positive review.

"Iron Man" scored a 93% on the Tomatometer, but only had a user rating of 91%.

by AdmiralPercy May 6, 2015

tomato pie

What pizza is called in Trenton, NJ. A lot of people in New Jersey consider Delorenzo's Tomato Pies the best pizza in New Jersey, and therefore the entire country. It's located in the famous Chambersburg secion

But I think anybody who reads Janet Evanovich knows that already. If you go to Delorenzo's, you'll be sure you saw Stephanie Plum, or you'll think you did cuz you saw a few big haired Jersey Girls

by Federalq2b March 4, 2005