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The Spark Plug

"The spark plug"

It's where the male will rub his genitals on a fluffy surface to create static electricity along the penis and then sticking the electric-charged penis into a Females vagina causing an electric shock within inside the Females uterus
"Yo I spark plugged my girlfriend yesterday"

"My boyfriend punished me with the spark plug last night"
by E-DUDE6969 October 24, 2023
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the spang dangler

When your partner has your wang in her mouth and you force her head all the way down, spin round and do a handstand blowing your load into her throat and grabbing her ass
She asked for the spang dangler tonight but my arms hurt
by MR SIR 2010 November 23, 2023
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The spanking test

In the UK: A test carried out by the SPSA (Spanker Legs Standards Agency); it lasts around 38-40 minutes and consists of spanking in multiple conditions and carrying out multiple spanking manoeuvres which all include but are not limited to...

- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's

- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking

- The emergency spank!

- Forward bay spank

- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready

- Spanking on roundabouts

- Hill spanks

On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.
Spack No.2 failed his spanking test in Southampton Maybush.

(the spanking test)
by Jack Spank9049 January 31, 2024
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The Sparky

The Sparky is a sexual maneuver where she is face down, facing away (spooning position). The lady sandwiches the cock between her hand and her (wet) pussy. (No penetration).
George, we don’t need a condom tonight. We are doing the sparky.
by Bigdawg6969420 February 21, 2024
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The Sparky

The Sparky is a sexual maneuver. The lady is facing away (spooning position). Where she sandwiches your cock between her hand and her pussy(wet), There is zero penetration.
George, you don’t need a condom tonight. We are doing the Sparky!
by Bigdawg6969420 February 21, 2024
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The spark

Nobody answered this one so I'll ask again:
Hym "When you felt 'the spark,' how fat was his cock? Guesstimate. I'm curious. Nobody ever got back to me on that one."
by Hym Iam March 8, 2024
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The Spam Ripper

Phrase coined by local media in Renfrewshire to describe the as yet unsolved sex crimes against young men in the ‘Spam Valley’ area of Foxbar, Paisley. It is believed the spam ripper is responsible for the clandestine bumming of 19
Men, several of whom say he never called them afterwards.
Hey! Have you ever noticed that Hilly looks identical to the police artists image of the Spam ripper?
by Stegner April 11, 2025
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