A person who you have never met or seen before in your entire life, a person who you have never known before and who has never known you before, and is not, and never was in any way, related to you.
by He who knows11 January 13, 2011
by Deep fried April 21, 2018
When you have a child and you enlist the help of someone you either do not know, or barely know to change their soiled diaper. Typically a male.
Nick: Hey Steven, Abbey has a dirty diaper and I'm indisposed at the moment killing 8 year olds on COD
Steven: I would, but are you sure you want to have a stranger change her?
Nick: I completely forgot you were a stranger changer, thanks for reminding me.
Steven: No biggie, the judge said I'm legally obligated to inform any nearby parents anyway.
Nick: Is that why we aren't allowed at Chuck E Cheese 's anymore?
Steven: Yeah, one of the reasons.
Steven: I would, but are you sure you want to have a stranger change her?
Nick: I completely forgot you were a stranger changer, thanks for reminding me.
Steven: No biggie, the judge said I'm legally obligated to inform any nearby parents anyway.
Nick: Is that why we aren't allowed at Chuck E Cheese 's anymore?
Steven: Yeah, one of the reasons.
by Nic0705 September 16, 2016
When you're walking towards a stranger who's waving to someone behind you, but you think they're just being friendly, so you wave back.. only to realize they weren't waving to you... now you feel awkward...
by Strange Waver August 16, 2010
by Yevgena R. July 11, 2012
Similar to the stranger, (see definition of the stranger) but one sits on his non-dominate hand before jerking off with it, thus creating another layer of separation between the wanker and wankee, in one's imagination.
by Lewispewis December 09, 2017
A variation of "the stranger" masturbation technique, where the participant sits on both hands until they go numb, then uses one to masturbate while the other lies across their chest like the fond embrace of someone who loves them, occasionally wiping away tears.
It was the anniversary of my wife's death on Saturday, so I gave myself a Welcome Stranger, and it felt like she was still here.
by ash flame February 12, 2014