an alpha raccoon is what you get when you survive a raccoon attack you get like 10 sec before he gose ape shit on u and ur house
by fitz1234 January 03, 2019
The act of coming up from behind a standing, unexpecting man and proceeding to suck on his balls while looking up around his shaft and making eye contact with him, so all he can see is your beady eyes. resembles a baby raccoon sucking on the mother teet.
by PaulieRU November 01, 2007
Literally the best raccoon in the whole entirety of the Marvel Comics Universe. He's the best raccoon dude ever; a true nigga, may I add. He's obsessed with prosthetic body parts and his best friend's name is Groot. Also, he uses guns and it's fun. He's fantastic i love him oh my god
by CallMeHoney May 06, 2019
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by tony.STANK October 19, 2020
A Hezzy/Raccoon: when you make eye contact with something and then run it over without stopping, followed by letting it get hit continuously by the traffic behind you.
When you’re hitting a girl from the back and Insert your two index fingers into her butthole and as she turns around to see what you’re doing, you make a perfect poop circle around her eyes.
by Bigdaddyavez November 30, 2019