a noun used in substitution of a name to inform others that this person is clutch/consistent. Just like the sweets at your grandmother's house, this person is always there, especially when you need them.
Chad: "Dude, I'm not playing beer pong tonight, I'm in a slump."
Marshall: "Just team-up with Pat, he's grandma candy, he doesn't miss."
Marshall: "Just team-up with Pat, he's grandma candy, he doesn't miss."
by TheCripple March 19, 2009
A female with a large, overlapping, hanging lower stomach or gut. In elderly females, the Apron is accentuated by wearing polyester pants. In younger women, the condition is highlighted when wearing yoga pants. Grandma's Apron has also been known as a BIF, the acronym for Butt In Front.
Carl loved elderly women especially those sporting a little Grandma's Apron. He made it a point to attend bingo night at the local senior center because it was a virtual smorgasbord of geriatrics.
by Eaton Holgoode August 11, 2015
by Doonis August 07, 2010
dude last night i visited grandma. twice
older brother:when are you be visiting grandma, cuz if you don't do it soon i'm telling everyone ur a homo
older brother:when are you be visiting grandma, cuz if you don't do it soon i'm telling everyone ur a homo
by gurlhitter December 09, 2008
When you pull the skin at the bottom of your nutsack and cover up your cock and balls at the same time to reveal grandmas wrinkled looking tongue
by brian wiseman December 02, 2003
A test designed to determine user-friendliness. One asks himself or herself if a product is easy enough to use that a grandmother could use it.
Pass: Windows and AOL. While both of these are inefficient and likely to crash products, they are purchased simply because they are easy to use.
Fail: Hooking up a home theater system. Even with the right guides etc., there are still many difficulties to get around...
Fail: Hooking up a home theater system. Even with the right guides etc., there are still many difficulties to get around...
by The Overmind July 08, 2004
A lady hanging out at a wild party, looking like all she wants is some earplugs, some prune juice and to get the hell away from these fool kids.
by sladeripfire June 28, 2007