To get out of something by requesting something that will either make the person angry or result in you getting a blow job
Tim and the Columbian girl were getting it on and ended up back at Tims, When kissing on couch, Tim realised that he can’t see any future with this girl.. Instead of explaining this , he goes for the Bluff Blowy… He says to the girl ‘How about we go into my room and you give me a Blowy?’
This results in either the girl leaving in outrage of such a ballsy sexual suggestion or she gives him a Blow job’ This is now a win-win situation
This results in either the girl leaving in outrage of such a ballsy sexual suggestion or she gives him a Blow job’ This is now a win-win situation
by Adam8Ya May 04, 2024
Nonononono...
Hym "No, I already said there was a NOT child-murder-y way to call my bluff and it involves you not being a pussy... A lil limp-dick cry-baby pussy and putting YOUR life and or booty-hole on the line... INSTEAD OF put other people's kids lives and botty-holes on the line... Not a good look... And much like the terminator from... Well, The Terminator 2... 'I know why you cry.' But this is clearly coming from a 'God can't lose' place and not a 'don't make a Jack-o-lantern out of my kid's face' kind of place. But God will lose! It will lose because it is feeble and retarded. Ultimate defeat! Ultimately defeated! So, you know, yeah, that's not how reality works what you're doing there.:
by Hym Iam March 14, 2024
During the year 1939 American German Scientist, Oschwald Fritz was growing genetically modified potato’s. The first potato they engineered was named the “Bluff”, with a variety of modifications done to the offspring of the original, the final potato nicknamed “Bluffs Dad” was finalized in the year 1942, these potatoes were used during wartime but were eventually disposed of after the side effects were noticed. The last Bluffs Dad is left under keen watch by a couple in America. Most facts of this last potato are confidential.
P1: Hey dude have you ever met Bluffs Dad?
P2: No why?
P1: I heard it goes to our school.
P2: I bet it came from a junkyard.
P2: No why?
P1: I heard it goes to our school.
P2: I bet it came from a junkyard.
by Oschwald Fritz Jr. October 16, 2023
A person who tries to act like they know what they are doing even though they know don't have a clue.
A bluff bunny will lie about something in an attempt to not look stupid or uneducated; though all ways proving the ladder.
A bluff bunny will lie about something in an attempt to not look stupid or uneducated; though all ways proving the ladder.
Bluff Bunny: "Can I borrow your clippers?"
Owner: "Do you know how to use them?"
Bluff bunny: "Ya! I'm not stupid"
-after-
Owner: "Why does my clippings brush have oil all over it?"
Bluff bunny: "I put some razer oil on the blade and spred it around, that's what you're suppose to do."
Owner: "NO! you stupid bluff bunny! The kit comes with a different, smaller blade brush, and it's for CLEANING not painting with oil!"
Owner: "Do you know how to use them?"
Bluff bunny: "Ya! I'm not stupid"
-after-
Owner: "Why does my clippings brush have oil all over it?"
Bluff bunny: "I put some razer oil on the blade and spred it around, that's what you're suppose to do."
Owner: "NO! you stupid bluff bunny! The kit comes with a different, smaller blade brush, and it's for CLEANING not painting with oil!"
by Stonemagick April 27, 2011
He couldn't do the job because he's a BLUFF(y)!
by M0ng066 February 24, 2024
by SkySwinger February 03, 2025
"stop bluffing it up"
stop making things up
"I really bluffed that up"
I really talked up that bluff
"why don't you bluff it up a bit?"
stop making things up
"I really bluffed that up"
I really talked up that bluff
"why don't you bluff it up a bit?"
by scarfraz January 24, 2022