Jersey Bidet

Taking a shower after pooping instead of wiping. Can be the result of a lack of toilet paper or inability or unwillingness to wipe.

After squeezing out a steamer I realized there was no toilet paper. So I jumped in the shower for the ol’ Jersey bidet.

by Jeromeo November 2, 2021

Aggressive Bidet

When someone eats the others butthole out with vigor.

Oh my god, Jessica gave me an Aggressive Bidet last night, I came very hard!

by Filthy Hoe December 20, 2021

Icey Bidet

Taking a Dump in a cold body of water, whilst fully submerged.

"Hey man, I had the most therapeutic Icey Bidet whilst out at Abraham Lake." - Josh R.

by Dat_kiwi September 20, 2019

Brazilian Bidet

Washing your prolapsed anus in a toilet bowl. The suction and draining of bowl acts as a sort of rinse cycle for your happy little hornets nest.

"I usually tend to wring my prolapse like a towel after a Brazilian Bidet. It helps me stuff everything back up in there." -My friend Adam

by He_does_pro-laps April 25, 2023

69 Bidet

When two people get in the 69 position standing up but place their faces a little further through the legs than normal and they squirt liquid out their mouths onto each others arses.

John: Hey Sarah, did you just see
those two doing a 69 bidet on the weekend?
Sarah: Yeah, I was there. My mates invented the 69 bidet

by Toasty Cinnamon Bun November 13, 2022

Arizona Bidet

The action of peeing into your own butt crack to remove any fecal matter after taking a bowel movement.

Because Coors Light is cheaper than toilet paper, I've been using the Arizona Bidet technique to clean-out my ass.

by Marilyn Manchin April 6, 2020

Bidet-J

Receiving oral sex while getting your buttocks cleaned by a bidet.

The bidet cleaned my cheeks while my girlfriend cleaned my cock via bidet-J.

by Shrilnixx May 2, 2018