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40-year-old furgin

When you see a millennial in their mid 30-40s at Walmart wearing a fake tail in the pets department.

Did you just see that 40-year-old furgin walk by with a Lola Bunny spanking T-shirt on?

by He_does_pro-laps August 20, 2021

Brazilian Bidet

Washing your prolapsed anus in a toilet bowl. The suction and draining of bowl acts as a sort of rinse cycle for your happy little hornets nest.

"I usually tend to wring my prolapse like a towel after a Brazilian Bidet. It helps me stuff everything back up in there." -My friend Adam

by He_does_pro-laps April 25, 2023