Definitions by Stewie808

Redneck Bidet 

The splashing toilet of water onto the buttocks region as a side effect of initiating flush #1 of a double-flush maneuver; primarily due to an extraordinarily stinky or massive dump.

I gave myself a redneck bidet because I blasted a major dookie and had to double flush.

Redneck Bidet by Stewie808 December 22, 2016