Textual Intercourse

Having a dirty, sexual conversation via text message

Guy 1: Hey bro, I heard that your date couldnt make it, so you didnt get laid
Guy 2: It actually turned out okay, she felt bad so we had some textual intercourse

by D=Rad July 24, 2010

textual harassment

Being sexually harassed via text message.

I like totally called the e-police on him because of textual harassment.

by MorphineCandy June 27, 2007

Textual foreplay

Verb. To have a text conversation with someone that will lead to future sexual encounters.

It's not sexting, it's textual foreplay!

by FABPSP October 15, 2010

[textually active]

people who are active texters or otherwise engaged in textual relationships on a daily or even hourly basis.

Ashley is textually active - she converses with friends via texts more than in person.

by Kelsey Nordal June 15, 2008

textual behavior

The performance of sexual behavior carried out through texting.

The male exhibited textual behavior while he tried to court the female.

by untitledism April 25, 2014

Textual sarcasm

When a response is so dryly written that sarcasm is immediately assumed. Usually the sentence excludes punctuation/ emoticons and was hastily written.

I detect textual sarcasm.

by Jay c August 29, 2014

Textual Assault

When a cry baby driver gets a phone number off the company truck & starts sending text messages calling names because they got butt-hurt by your driving

Woman says over text "Learn to fucking drive you pushed me over on the side of the road nice advertisement on your truck you're going to advertise like that then maybe you should drive like a normal citizen"

To get a reply of "Boo-hoo
Cry me a river, they even made a song about it years ago, retard"

Then she reply "I took a picture of the truck and now I'll take a picture of the text no one uses the word retard anymore except some illiterate ignorant asshole"

& gets the reply, "yo, that's textual assault"

by Ur an Embarassment 2 mankind August 3, 2023