Termite

1.
A term for rural poor / destitute people who see trees or lumber in your yard, and beg for the privilege of doing something you didn't really need done.

2.
A non-professional sketchwad who shows up at your house and offers to cut up downed trees.

3. Unemployed laborer who drives around trying to find wood and turn it into food.

"So what happened today, Dad?"

"Oh, some termite pulled up and asked me if he could cut up that tree for $300. I told him no, so he told me this story about how he was working on a logging deck, and a load shifted and some log fell on his skull- and damn if he didn't have a big dent in his skull. So I gave him $20, and he left.

by Ihowl September 21, 2009

Terminator

Robot

Hastalavista, Baybe

by Anonymous February 22, 2003

Terminator

he just took over california and is coming to take your children GNARRR

the terminator is a pile of feces

by greg December 8, 2003

terricited

Being simultaneously terrified and excited.

Dude, I was terricited on my first skydiving trip too.

by gabysbrain March 19, 2010

Terminator Stout

A nice heavy, full flavor, black as your soul stout. You can find it at various McMenamin's pubs and breweries throughout the Pacific northwest.

"Guinness is for pussies -Terminator Stout"

by delicious demon April 14, 2010

Terminator

The last alcoholic drink of an evening. Often preceded and followed by another terminator.

Would you like a terminator?

We'll probably have a few terminators when we get home.

by Mr Kubrick September 2, 2012

Termite Mouth

When a girl is hot but as soon as she start talking, her voice or words make the "wood" go away.

That girls is as long as she doesn't talk. She's got Termite mouth

by JSizzle21 October 2, 2014