An english saying. If someone is on tenterhooks, they are very nervous/excited about something that they are waiting for, and possibly dreading.
"Gee whiz, I was on tenterhooks beuase she hadn't turned up to our 5th year anniversary date yet. Turns out, she dumped me in a voicemail."
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Popularised by Bimini Bon Boulash's lyrics in the hit song 'UK Hun?', in which the artist absurdly juxtaposes their proclivity for hardcore intercourse with their culinary preference for boiled legumes:
'Gender-bender, cis-tem offender
I like it rough but my lentils tender'
Popularised by Bimini Bon Boulash's lyrics in the hit song 'UK Hun?', in which the artist absurdly juxtaposes their proclivity for hardcore intercourse with their culinary preference for boiled legumes:
'Gender-bender, cis-tem offender
I like it rough but my lentils tender'
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B.) A real bitch that leads you on for hours/days/weeks, finally leaving you with nothing but blue balls.
B.) A real bitch that leads you on for hours/days/weeks, finally leaving you with nothing but blue balls.
A.) Wow, that's a lot of sperm, you really liked that teaser bitch, didn't you, Fluffy? Yeah, you did..yeah. Good doggie.
B.) Yo, last night I took her to Taco Bell, bought her 3 enchiladas, and she still won't fucking put out. What a teaser bitch!
B.) Yo, last night I took her to Taco Bell, bought her 3 enchiladas, and she still won't fucking put out. What a teaser bitch!
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