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Tenterhooks

An english saying. If someone is on tenterhooks, they are very nervous/excited about something that they are waiting for, and possibly dreading.
"Gee whiz, I was on tenterhooks beuase she hadn't turned up to our 5th year anniversary date yet. Turns out, she dumped me in a voicemail."
by reavreav August 19, 2008
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Young Tender

A young girl,under the age of 23, that has a banging body and craves cock like a smoker craves rock.
DAMN.....thats the third young tender A.D. brought home this week!!!
by NotAdrian August 11, 2009
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Tenner

English slang for a ten pound note (£10.00).
Most commonly used by teenagers.
1. "Got a tenner I can borrow?"
2. "I found a tenner inside my coat pocket today!"
by IceIceIceHockey March 23, 2004
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Tender Lentils

A term to describe the feeling after one has had particularly rough sex.

Popularised by Bimini Bon Boulash's lyrics in the hit song 'UK Hun?', in which the artist absurdly juxtaposes their proclivity for hardcore intercourse with their culinary preference for boiled legumes:

'Gender-bender, cis-tem offender
I like it rough but my lentils tender'
"Fuck, my lentils are tender after that session"

"I've got such tender lentils right now"
by cantspellrestaraunt February 14, 2021
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teaser bitch

A.) A female canine in heat that provides sexual stimulus for a male canine in the purpose of sperm collection.

B.) A real bitch that leads you on for hours/days/weeks, finally leaving you with nothing but blue balls.
A.) Wow, that's a lot of sperm, you really liked that teaser bitch, didn't you, Fluffy? Yeah, you did..yeah. Good doggie.

B.) Yo, last night I took her to Taco Bell, bought her 3 enchiladas, and she still won't fucking put out. What a teaser bitch!
by sovietpower April 9, 2005
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tense maria

The term used for someone who is cranky after he / she has been dealing with money
"Stop man!" "Wow were you dealing with money? What a tense maria
by eman9921 April 14, 2011
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Tender Thigh

Alot Like Soft leg, but more tender
Theres a lot of tender thigh over at the bar down the street
by Mug-z November 29, 2012
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