Tebow Clause

A clause stated when you are picking football games for money or fun that allows you to change Florida as a winner or loser based on whether Tim Tebow will be playing or not.

Hey who are you picking this weekend? I'm going to go with Florida I think. Wait, did we establish the Tebow Clause this week?

by jxb October 7, 2009

Tim Tebow

The greatest thing to ever happen to Christianity in America.

Bible stores have probably doubled sales because of Tim Tebow.

by littletim January 11, 2012

TEBbing

The act of feeling, pinching, annoying, or otherwise causing discomfort to someone who has TEBs. See TEB.

The mean teenager was TEBbing his peers. It was funny and sad at the same time.

by TEBfan June 25, 2008

Tebow Baggin

While tebowing, you drop your ball sack into an unsuspecting chick's mouth...

Holy shit dude, so I was tebowing at the beach yesterday and I flipped my sack outta my shorts and into some chicks mouth. It was tebow baggins meets Jersey Shore, but less crabs

by Nantucket Hisland Gnar Gnar December 17, 2011

Tebowism

Tebowism is the religion followed rigorously by his fans. (Read: bandwagoners) It involves screaming about how hawt he is, and how he is the greatest quarterback ever. It also involves Tebowing at random spots and then tweeting about it (#tebowing).

Tebowism Follower: OH MY GAWD. Tebow is the greatest quarterback ever!!!

Bronco Fan: No way. Elway is the greatest ever.

Tebowism Follower: Whats Elway? Is that a name? Thats a funny name...

Bronco Fan: What a tebowism follower....

by koolestkid21 January 10, 2012

Tebow-ner

A mancrush. This is subset of the typical bromance where one man is impressed or aroused by the usually dubious accomplishments of another.

Particularly applicable when one christian man is excited about the accomplishments another christian man.

Named after the christian quarterback of the Denver Broncos, Tim Tebow.

That guy has such a Tebow-ner for his buddy and the guy is actually a tool that did accomplish a damn thing.

by verbiage November 17, 2011

Tebori

Tebori is traditional Japanese hand tattooing. Many artists praise it for its ability to create subtle gradations of tone that are difficult to achieve with a machine.

I'm thinking of getting a Tebori style tattoo, instead of a Kikaibori tattoo

by Lady Kalakaz January 5, 2009