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Synchronized Swimming

Code for organizing your friends to go into the other room to partake in illicit substances out of the watchful prying eyes of herbs. See “hanging a picture”.
I heard they’re showing synchronized swimming on tv. Have you seen how amazing it is? Let’s go where it’s quiet and watch it on tiktok with me.
by DrunkBabyLion August 3, 2022
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synchronatic

The rhythm of being Synchronised.

A synchronised motion, appearance, manner, thought, or other.
"The Covid-19 virus appeared to be synchronatic with space exploration."

"The constellations offered synchronatic messages that earth is not alone"

"Synchronatic behaviours between news presenters and the general public, show just how influential and damaging that these programs can be."
by Mr H20 September 1, 2022
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synchronos

When all the numbers of a digital clock are identical.

"Synchronos" is a portmanteau of "synch" and "chronos" (Greek for "time")
"Hey, it's 5:55 pm."
"Cool. I love it when synchronos happens."
by anonymous December 15, 2022
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Synchronicity II

Another suburban family morning
Grandmother screaming at the wall
We have to shout above the din of our rice crispies
We can't hear anything at all

Mother chants her litany of boredom and frustration
But we know all her suicides are fake
Daddy only stares into the distance
There's only so much more that he can take
Many miles away something crawls from the slime
At the bottom of a dark Scottish lake

Another industrial ugly morning
The factory belches filth into the sky
He walks unhindered through the picket lines today,
He doesn't think to wonder why
The secretaries pout and preen like cheap tarts in a red light street,
But all he ever thinks to do is watch,
And every single meeting with his so-called superior
Is a humiliating kick in the crotch
Many miles away something crawls to the surface
Of a dark Scottish loch

Another working day has ended
Only the rush hour hell to face
Packed like lemmings into shiny metal boxes
Contestants in a suicidal race

Daddy grips the wheel and stares alone into the distance
He knows that something somewhere has to break
He sees the family home now, looming in his headlights
The pain upstairs that makes his eyeballs ache
Many miles away there's a shadow on the door
Of a cottage on the shore
Of a dark Scottish lake

Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away
Many miles away

Synchronicity II
by Death Menace December 20, 2022
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synchronazi

An alternative term for the Jungian phenomjom of synchronicity. When something happens that seems like a coincidence but feels like it has a deeper meaning, such as you screenshotting the snap convo right as your bestie was about to do that. The "nazi" portion can also be swapped to better fit the conversation, such as "synchrolobsteries", etc.
"Hey dude, I was just at the store and saw a new doritos flavor."

"Whoa! I'm literally eating that flavor of doritos right now dude!"

(both) "Synchronazis!"
by treefuckerOG April 21, 2023
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SYNCHROTARDATION

noun
When everybody is doing the same stupid dance
" The 'Electric Slide' is a case example of synchrotardation. One person doing it is bad.. ten people is a 'boil water' alert."
by based worker June 19, 2023
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Synchrosilence

The unusual occurrence of a sudden silence within a collective group of people which was previously and subsequently loud in volume.
I was at a rowdy party when there was a synchrosilence in which everyone started at each other.
by BobbyMac1960 July 31, 2023
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