fizzy swizzler

An alcoholic drink:

6 oz diet cherry 7up
1 packet carnation instant breakfast
2 shots lindemans frmboise

1 packet original alka seltzer

Red vine straw

serve over 14 whiskey stones in 32 oz tumbler.

fizzy swizzlers are my jam

by high class drinking February 11, 2018

Shit swizzler

A person who stirs up shit for nothing more than their own boredom

Don't be a shit swizzler dude

by SouthernRaised69 June 2, 2022

super swizzle

A dude with a dick so veiny it looks like a swizzle stick.

Have you heard about Joey? I heard he has a super swizzle.

by The real shadynasty June 7, 2022

magic swizzle

Antiseptic mouth rinse required prior to performing oral sex on a particularly small or fragile penis.

Other doctor: Did you see the tranny in the ED tonight? Super hot!

Doogie: I know right! I had to turn down his or her blowjob offer... couldn't find the magic swizzle.

by EdRoyce March 22, 2023

That really swizzles my diggle!

Used in a positive way to say that something has really made your day.

Doctor: "Yo, bro, you don't have cancer anymore!"
Bro: "Whoa! That really swizzles my diggle!!!"

by TheBudde January 17, 2017

M. Swizzle Cheese

An Absolute cheesey man, craft god, baking master. If this person was a color they would be Lime Green.

-Cash or credit?
-M. Swizzle Cheese please get that magnet out of your butt
-No.

by BreadBowlTime January 30, 2021