po-swine

a police officer. (the prefix "po" is taken from the word police and the suffix "swine" refers to a pig, which is another word for a police officer.

yo son, you besta drop that crack in the dumpster cause i peeped the po-swine around the corner and they's searchin' niggas.

by space_98 February 9, 2009

I don't swing that way

basically saying you don't do something. More often than not, it's to clairfy about your sexual orientation, but down here, it's more of a "that ain't my thing" deal.

Wanna smoke?
Nah man, I don't swing that way.

by Candice February 27, 2004

swinfording

not taking a shower for multiple of days

bro ive been swinfording for like 2 weeks

by young wild nigga January 26, 2012

Swine Flu

90 people die from Swine Flu and everyone wants to wear a mask. Millions of people die from AIDS and nobody wants to wear a condom.

Swine flu is just like any other fucking flu. Get over yourselves.

by LOL DANIELLE May 9, 2009

pride swing

to have had, or about to have a full erection, so your penis is at its lowest. often makes you want to "show off".

I had a pride swing before lunch, so I decided to rub it against Tiffaney.

by bigred14 February 15, 2007

Chilean Pickle Swing

When a fellatious woman is providing glorious oral sex by engulfing the balls and scrotum (simultaneously) and gently tugging them in a side-to-side or zig-zag manor; thus, causing said "pickle" to swing.

Dude, last night some chick gave me a Chilean Pickle Swing so hard, I chaffed her forehead from sliding across it so much!

by JFitzy37 April 7, 2011

Swine Flu

A type of flu, that despite being around for decades and having periodic flare ups that kill relatively few people, is somehow the new supervirus that is going to destroy humanity.

The media's ability to blow this out of proportion rates somewhere between Y2K and WMD in Iraq.

The media has talked nonstop about swine flu for months despite it being less severe and less deadly than the seasonal flu.

Recommended treatment for swine flu: Sprite, chicken soup, and low dose Tylenol.

Jerry caught swine flu! He might not be back to work until Thursday!

You have a greater chance of dying in a car accident on your way to get your swine flu shot than of dying from swine flu.

by Agactual October 24, 2009