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Smarsh

A hybrid of Smarmy and Shitty, can be used as a verb, adverb or an adjective.
That douchebag at the conference smarshily tried to pick me up!

He made a smarshy attempt at not having to go home to an empty bed, yet again, but he was too smarshy to get any.

He really smarshed that up!
by Noneofurbiz September 30, 2011
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Swash

A modified form of cunnilingus utilizing nasal contact rather than oral contact. The feeling of the inhaling or exhaling nose can be very pleasurable. Swash can be used as a part of couples' foreplay meant to heighten sexual arousal, or it can be the sole activity.
Was the swash very arousing to her as she had anticipated it would be?
by Conrad Picklefeather April 27, 2005
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swash

A person obsessed with Captain Morgan. Short for swashbuckler.
Sara is such a fucking swash. She be drinkin' captain like water.
by Ashley March 28, 2003
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swashbuckled

A verb used to state when someone is fooled, duped or hornswoggled.
Damn I should have known better, they don't have biscuits and gravy at McDonalds. That bitch swashbuckled my ass again!
by Mattis July 30, 2005
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swashbuckler

Swashbucklers are into 'sword crossing', in the man-love sense of the term. Used as a derogatory remark one might make to a buddy who just made an unfortunate comment about admiring another man for ostensibly 'normal' reasons. However, this is now easily (and most humorously) turned against him for the enjoyment of all gathered.
Hans: Does anyone else think that insert name of famous male actor here is the greatest ever?

Franz: What, you want to cross swords with him, eh 'swashbuckler'?
by jamesohoh7@txic August 27, 2009
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swayshe

a term used by the behs to describe a sweet thing or occurence
oh yes beh, sesh tonight...........................swayshe
by larry murphy August 30, 2010
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swashcockling

The flamboyant act of play fighting with ones cock as a make believe sword.
My boyfriend and I dressed as pirates with no pants and had a swashcockling contest.
by Dillpickle84 November 13, 2015
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