Colt Swain

A pin-headed simpleton with a pin-sized wienie, who lacks common sense and often has periodic lapses in basic motor skills. His ineptitude is superseded only by how much he likes black chicks.

I saw Colt Swain at Wal-Mart the other day. He was checkin out that black badonkadonk.

by big booty lovin January 12, 2012

mr swain

short witch man

did u see mr swain today
yeah he shouted at me for not being a witch

by fruit tella March 30, 2021

Kin Swain

Kin Swain is the action of being overly affectionate with an older or younger siblings to the point that people feel uncomfortable about how you act with your sibling.

“Who’s that guy with Rachel?” “Oh that’s her brother” “She partakes in that kin swain shit if you know what I mean.”

by Karie37 April 1, 2021

Nicholas swain

Nicholas swain is a father to many, some would say too many, and has a serious gas issue, and is known to be the only one laughing at his own jokes.

Guy1: nicholas swain is the funniest guy I know
Guy2: he is also the funniest guy he knows.

by Guest22 October 24, 2023