A pin-headed simpleton with a pin-sized wienie, who lacks common sense and often has periodic lapses in basic motor skills. His ineptitude is superseded only by how much he likes black chicks.
I saw Colt Swain at Wal-Mart the other day. He was checkin out that black badonkadonk.
by big booty lovin January 11, 2012
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