sperm poisoning

The result of too much sperm being released into the vagina, creating a condition inside that grows and mutates into a creature that exits the vagina in a period of roughly nine months.

Jane's at the clinic today, apparently she got a case of sperm poisoning a month ago.

by Veen May 5, 2003

Walking Sperm Bank

A person, usually woman, who is known for having an assload of sex, all the time.

"Chris' sister is a real walking sperm bank. I'm gonna call her and see if I can make a deposit. I wonder if there's a penalty for early withdrawals."

by Johnny Christmas November 30, 2003

Sperm

Microscopic albino tadpole.

Hey so this is my room, wait. WTF! Why is there a sperm on my bed?!

by SuperiorSteve64 October 23, 2019

supermario

adjective. Enhanced suddenly because of a gift, person, event.

Luigi: "Feeling pretty supermario after that mushroom pizza. It really hit the spot."

Joe A: "That party was totally supermario after you showed up with the beer."
Joe B: "Yeah, it was great."

by nid84 August 27, 2009

supermarket legs

n. Slapper

"Cheap and always open".

Jack: "Hey Bill, have you seen the new girl Sharon?"
Bill: "Yeah Jack, but I hear she's got real supermarket legs!"

by Jamie Douglas September 30, 2006

sperm bucket

Noun. (Perjorative) A sexually promiscuous woman who has multiple sequential partners, typically in a single night, which leaves her vagina full of semen.

"'Didn't that sperm bucket's mama ever teach her about a douche bag?' Gerald asked himself. 'She probably got one for Xmas from her Auntie Hoe and clutches it to her tits on a cold night as a hotwater bottle.'"

-- Jay McInerney, "The Shrike" (short-story, 1983)

by Tummy Augratin August 14, 2006

Supermarket Pub

The act of consuming alcohol, usually bought from a supermarket for maximum money-saving, at someone's house prior to an evening out.

I'm guessing Tara will wanna go to the supermarket pub before Q to save a bit of moolah.

by Martram August 3, 2006