Simon Cho

funniest short track speedskater ever.

also known as Ace, The Cho'sen one, or SI-MON-CHO.

Simon Cho is the life of Jordan Malone's webcasts!

by iheartsimoncho March 21, 2010

shmonday

when you had a shitty sunday so your gonna take monday off and make it your good sunday

Bob: is today sunday?

Bill: yeah it is

Bob: it sucked

Bill: yeah it did

Bob: i think i will take a shmonday tomorrow

by achflemmed April 16, 2009

Shmonologist

One who is experienced, determined and knowledgeable in the various methodologies of Monica and the classifications of inventive and inspirational terms.

"Hey fellow Shmonologist , have you analysed the new Monty Ton?"

"Oh no, i haven't got around to it yet, I thought I'd start with the Mon-casserole"

by NuclearEfficacy May 17, 2010

Shumone

To hustle in a quick manner

Damn bruh shumone already!

by OminousPrince July 25, 2016

Shmonked

When someone smokes too much dank and there high af

Me and my bro lit a fat J yesterday we both got so shmonked, we couldn't even remember where we were.

by Dronenpilot July 28, 2018

Shmoner

A boner that one contracts whilst reciting the Jewish prayer, the “shmonah esrei”

“I had a shmoner during shacharis this morning”

“Read the magic touch, bro. It’ll change your life.”

by applestrudelman May 12, 2019

simon dominic

Mad flow, his stamina check out his killing verse

Simon Dominic... SIMON D -O-M-I-N-I-C-O oo

by Ash island’s cheekies November 13, 2020