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Kevin's Submarine

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San Francisco Submarine

A sexual act which one participant presses their anus against their parther's anus and poops a log directly into their partner's open anus. The turd moves like a submarine from one body into another.
I met a sailer named Pat. After topping him he who gave me a huge San Francisco Submarine. It was long, hard, and full of sea men.
by Adimus Prime December 15, 2021
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The Billionaire and the Submarine

A sex game where a woman sits on a man's face and slowly crushes him to death while he loses oxygen
"hey baby, wanna play the billionaire and the submarine?"
"Sure baby, take a deep breath"
by A_A_Ron85 June 26, 2023
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as useful as a fly screen on a submarine

This saying was conceived by Bob and his buddy Mel while on a cycle ride to Portsmouth Dock Yard via Gosport in the Summer of 1963. They passed by a naval shipyard and noticed a beached and apparently discarded mini (aka: one-person) submarine in the assembly yard. The yard gate was open, so the guys checked out the sub and noticed that it had an open hatch upon which had been placed a fly screen (of the household variety), beggaring the question: "what is as useful as a fly screen on a submarine"??? Ironically, someone had punched a hole through the screen through which a horde of wasps had flown in through the hatch and nested. The thought came to mind of how annoying it would be - after closing up the submarine - to have the wasps buzzing around inside the sub...

Following immigration to Canada in 1975, one of the guys adjusted the saying to: "as useful as a screen door on a submarine" to accommodate Vancouver Island / BC / Canada / North America vernacular (which didn't recognize the term "fly screen").
the act of a Central Bank 'printing' fiat money, ie: quantitative easing, in an attempt to curb inflation is "as useful as a fly screen on a submarine"
by Myrddin Wyllt October 26, 2022
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Summarisation

A word you use, when you wish to sound more intelligent than had you simply used the word "summary".
Steve: "I need to prepare a summarisation of today’s meeting!"
Gareth: "You are so clever Steve"
by threepoint2 August 2, 2011
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midnight submarine

The act of penetrating a woman while she is sleeping. The focus being to get full penetration without her waking up
I woke up last night and gave the wife the old midnight submarine
by Munkiee September 12, 2013
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yellow submarine

we smoked a yellow subamarine uesterday
by Anonymous April 25, 2003
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