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stonebag

Someone who has surpassed the levels of being stoned and reduced their mental capacity to almost nothing.

Often the term is used upon once smoking up and lacking intelligence soon thereafter.
1. Stonebags Unite!

2. Yo did you remember to grab the beers?
"....ummmm....what...?..umm"
You STONEBAG!
by LouisV May 23, 2008
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stonebone

When two people people, most like stoners, come to a general understanding that they will smoke and then bone each other. can be a term used with friends with benefits or simply with your girlfriend or boyfriend.
"Stonebone tonight?"
"Hell ya, you bring the blunt, and I got the condom".
by Gyp$y October 5, 2011
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Stone job

Stone job: Pronounced {STONE-JOB!}

Believed to be derived of Spanish and English origins, with its true beginnings shrouded in a history as odd as the act itself.

a) The act of inadvertently neglecting to keep prearranged meetings.

b) The act of absentmindedly abandoning a friend(s) at a house party, without informing said friend(s) of your abrupt departure.

c) The unintended failure to return phone calls for hours, sometimes days and even months on end.

Although the earliest known occurrences are believed to have been committed by a single male in his youth, the term and action have played out over the course of time to include all forms of life.

After years of research and observation it is proven to be an involuntary response to some of, but not limited to, the following: a) self-absorption b) aloofness c) carelessness d) drunkenness e) smoking to much fucking weed.

While a STONE JOB is not malicious in nature, it can be emotionally detrimental to the unsuspecting victim. Without a proper understanding of a STONE JOB it can leave its target with feelings of disorientation, despair, resentment, and depression, some of the effected casualties have reported mild to acute cases of anger, rage, and hatred. In most cases the discomfort subsides within one or two days, but can last in excess of a week depending on the severity of the affliction.

It was thought to be a lost practice until its reemergence in Riverhead, New York, sometime around the mid to late eighties.
Example:

Guy one: Hey, how was the Slayer concert?
Guy two: I don't know Eric never picked me up from work.
Guy one: oh man STONE JOB huh?
Guy two: yeah, but one day I will get even...
by ed fagan January 21, 2008
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Power Stone 2

Only the best DreamCast game EVER! Only for savages.
Power Stone 2 > David > Wes > Chad >>>>>>>>> (gay)Tyler
by Insno December 12, 2008
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Im stoned

Dusty said to his friend Jimmy "Im stoned"
by Jaker0 January 8, 2012
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stone groove

Something so awesome that it's awesomeness won't ever fade. It's etched in stone. 70s slang
by ye-uh August 1, 2005
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stone cold fox

Someone who embodies smooth, sexy, and cool. A person who is collected and has their shit so together that you are put in awe of their grace and beauty.
by Jester Lind October 10, 2016
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