Slinging Web

Yet another colloquialism for shooting one's load.

I slung my web all over her face.

Sorry I didn't call you last night, I was out slinging web on anyone that would have it.

by Humpmap.com July 15, 2006

Singing in the shower

When your in the shower and you think your singing good but you actually sound like a dying whale.

"I was singing in the shower this morning!"
"Do you guys ever sing in the shower?"

by Brisimonetti November 13, 2014

all-singing, all-dancing

(Adj.) Advanced. Including all modern features, even unnecessary ones.

Used originally to describe stage shows and early "talkie" motion pictures. Used prominently in Fight Club.

"You are the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

"The all-singing, all-dancing Mercedes Cabriolet"

by Justin Pagano October 21, 2004

Singing River Mall

A big ass piece of shit. This mall is the infection of the small town in Mississippi, known as Gautier (go-shay). It's failing attempt at redeeming itself by banning all teenagers are their most busiest days, Fridays and Saturdays, brought failed effort to the ever chance of bringing the mall alive again. Nowadays the mall is filled with closed down stores, Ex: Sound Shop, Walden Books, etc, etc. Nothing is left there except mall rats who just walk laps around the once mall, now a long hallway. This is severe bullshit, and an upgrade is severely required.

Anything that comes from you sphincter, and enters a toilet. Ex: Singing River MAll

by HunterVox October 28, 2010

strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.

During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster.

by Joey Orgler 3 October 21, 2008

straining

when you try to expel a turd from your large colon by bearing down and pushing like a pregnant woman.

Doctor: If you keep straining while you are pinching a loaf, your colon will eventually exit your sphincter, and you will get a nasty hemmorhoid.

by Juan Epstein June 11, 2006

Scringing

Music (although it may not sound like it!) resulting from the combination of singing and screaming at the same time.

"Sure, you can change the radio, sweetie, as long as you don't turn on anything involving SCRINGING...you know I just can't tolerate it!"

by Nearly Deaf Mom of Teenagers April 9, 2010