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Strap it

When chilling it down with your homeboys, participating in the art of rolling a football bat of Ganja
" Yo bruv, Strap it!"
by ThatsJokes May 18, 2009
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strap head

Strap Head is when two women (usually lesbian or bi-sexual) use a strap-on to simulate fellatio. One woman wears the strap-on and another sucks on it, simulating a blowjob.
Jenny and Alice got the strap-on all wet when Alice gave Jenny strap head.
by SynergyFactor December 20, 2009
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Strap-In

Similar to a strap on dildo, except it is strapped into the vagina or the anus and vibrated to simulate a penis.
Hey babe, I just ordered a STRAP-IN online.
by thebigwan March 4, 2015
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strap back

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This is a old used English northern coal miner slag: somebody that is so loose they needed handles I.E straps on their back to hold on to during coitus. ( more a homophobic insult than a heterosexual insult)
Defined this means "fuck off tha strap back" "tha's nowt but a strap back" "tha's less use than a strapback"
by dreadgirl1984 April 5, 2017
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strap this to your mound

The same effect as strap this to your face, but never to be used in a sexual context.
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3 definitions of profanese.

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Profanese
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(prop. n.) The fucking primary language of Piece of shit New Yorkers. That shit stems from English, but consists of a motherfucking fuckload more curses and profanity, though Piece of shit New Yorkers perceive them bastards as every excrutiating day speech and are never offended. Foreigners to this bullshit day still can't understand this bullshit.

to a goddamn Piece of shit New Yorker "Can you teach my stupid ass Profanese?"
Piece of shit New Yorker: "YOU TALKIN' TA ME?"
You and your hemorrhoids: "Yeah, teach my stupid ass how in the hell to fuckin' talk like you and your sluts."
Piece of shit New Yorker: "Fuck you and your sluts! FOGEDDABODDIT! Dere.
You and your hemorrhoids: "Hold on, I'm taking notes! I mean fucking notes! Err..."

Source: Razukin, Dec 1, 2002
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The fucking unofficial language of the fucking U.S. Pussy. Navy, spoken for the fucking sake of brevity and clarity.

While our sister service, the fucking United States Marine Corps, is able to grasp the fucking rudiments of Profanese and speak that bastard in a fuckin' pidgen fashion, the fucking Air Force fails to master even the fucking most basic vocabulary, grammar and syntax rendering meaningful communications difficult.(Translated into Profanese thus: Fucking Grunts shit circles around douchebag zoomie mofos in talking shit.)

Source: harry flashman, Jul 16, 2003
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profanese
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Fuckin' what sheltered really fucking brilliant people who've never been to fuckin' Piece of shit New York City think every fucking Piece of shit New Yorker speaks. a goddamn term coined by a dummy who's trying to be cute or make a snide jab against the fucking City.

I'd curse you and your hemorrhoids morons out, but "profanese" is beneath my shitty level of Piece of shit New York sophistication.

Source: JB, Feb 11, 2004
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by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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strap on the belt

Bar game for when a guy has successfully hooked up with the fattest girl in the club . Once a hook-up has been assured(girl agrees to leave for sexual reasons), the suitor will gesture to his buddies that he is wrapping an invisible
belt around his waist like a WWE wrestler. The victor drinks for free the following weekend.
After the behemoth at the bar broke her third barstool, Ted helped her up and they immediateley headed for the door. Ted flashed the strap on the belt sign on his way out, a clear winner of Saturday's main event.
by the mad deucer March 18, 2011
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strap on a bender

To get cataclysmically fucked up.
Captain America is straight edge, but man did he strap on a bender last Tuesday; Ridgewood police gave that mofo a free ride to Valley Hospital.
by stateworkers July 25, 2015
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